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| Most items on this page are clickable on for more information.
Some of the items are flash videos. If you do not have a flash video player installed on your computer, you can download a free one by clicking here |
My Life Backwards by Woody Allen. Click here
Click on invitation for more details ...
This song by Tom Rush we can all relate to!
| Question: When is a pensioner's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after they fall asleep on the couch. |
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Question: How many pensioners does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but it might take two or three days. |
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Question: What is the biggest gripe of pensioners? Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done. |
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Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount. |
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University of Alicante - courses in English for senior citizens - 
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Click notice for syllabus
Optical Illusion:
Over a certain age our eyesight deteriorates. It is possible that
you may not be able to see this illusion. Click here and when
you see the picture keep looking at it. Don't give up. Many
people can eventually see a giraffe.
Click on Holmes to read more ...
Aren't you glad that you don't have to
go to work in the UK in winter any more?
| Two elderly gentlemen were sitting in the lounge of their nursing home when Edith streaked past them entirely in the nude. One of the men turned to his friend Tom and said, "Did you see that? What was she wearing? " Tom replied, "I don't know, but it needs ironing!" |
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When I first received this, it was called "A car for women", which I thought was stupidly sexist. Wouldn't we all just love a vehicle like this, whatever gender (or age) we are? And if you are, like me, a third-ager who seems to have lost the skill of confidently pulling level with a parked car and, in one attempt, snazzily reversing smartly into the just-over-a-car-length space behind, then you too would give an awful lot to get your hands on one of these. |
| The LP cover - remember LPs? - I bet some of
you even still have your old 78s - is a link to a page of flash videos I have downloaded from YouTube. Some of the videos are clips from old rock 'n' roll movies. Just listen to the dialogue! Corny as heck, but it brings tears of nostalgia to my eyes. The music is just as fantastic as it was 50 years ago! Play a few clips and imagine yourself back in your adolescence ..... Page updated 14 March 2009 |
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| Grumpy old man: | "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?" |
| Long suffering wife: | "I clean the toilet." |
| Grumpy old man: | "How does that help?" |
| Long suffering wife: | "I use your toothbrush." |
Worried about the ageing process?
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Dr. Goldberg retires and comes
to live on the Costa Blanca. After many happy years, he finally dies ..... Click on the doctor to read what happens next ..... |
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