return to previous page| So Dr. Goldberg is at the Pearly Gates and the Gatekeeper won't let him in.
Gatekeeper: "I'm sorry, doctor, but you can't come in here. You're going down there." [pointing in a downwards direction] Dr. Goldberg: "There must be a mistake. All my life I've been curing people's illnesses and saving people's lives. I must be coming up here." Gatekeeper: [checking his list ...] "No, I'm sorry doctor, you're definitely not on the list. You're going down there ..." At that moment, a man in a white coat with a stethoscope round his neck walks straight in through the gates. Dr. Goldberg: "Look, he's a doctor and you've let him in." Gatekeeper: "That's not a doctor. That's God ... he just thinks he's a doctor." |