University of Alicante courses for senior citizens

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PERSONAL DEVELOPMENT

PD 100     Creative suffering
PD 101     Overcoming peace of mind
PD 102     Ego gratification through violence
PD 103     Overcoming self-doubt through pretence and grandiosity
PD 104     Whine your way to alienation
PD 105     Guilt without sex
PD 106     Carrying a piece of paper whilst walking briskly



THIRD AGE CAREER AND BUSINESS COURSES TO HELP
WITH THE FALLING VALUE OF UK PENSIONS

CB 100     Feigning knowledge - a career enhancement strategy
CB 101     Packaging and selling your spouse
CB 102     The under-achiever's guide to very small business opportunities
CB 103     How to profit from your own body
CB 104     Tattooing friends as an income supplement
CB 105     Credit purchasing with your kidney donor card



CRAFTS

C 100     Bonsai your pet
C 101     Self-actualisation through Macramé
C 102     Origami for self-defence
C 103     Drawing genitalia in soft pastel shades (Summer Term only)
C 104     Needlecraft for substance abusers



HOME ECONOMICS

HE 100     Virus cultivation in the household refrigerator
HE 101     Manual bowel evacuation in marital relationships
HE 102     Basic kitchen taxidermy
HE 103     1001 alternative uses for the vacuum cleaner
HE 104     Simple mutation techniques using a microwave



FITNESS AND HEALTH

FH 100     The Joys of hypochondria
FH 101     High fibre sex - bio-feedback and how to stop it
FH 102     Skate your way to regularity
FH 103     Tap-dance your way to social ridicule
FH 104     Eating with plastic spoons
FH 105     Flatulence control through Yoga


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